why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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