We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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