You made me cry and you don't even care
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Randomize
