420 ftw
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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