Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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