So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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