That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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