Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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