Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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