i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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