dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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