Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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