im gay
i know
yea but for you.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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