Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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