Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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