Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
be right there i have to get my cape
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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