We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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