ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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