If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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