Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my shit smells like andre
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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