So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
this must be what syphilis tastes like
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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