She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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