I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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