Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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