Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Randomize
