And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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