6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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