I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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