And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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