We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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