I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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