I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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