it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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