The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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