do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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