So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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