So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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