O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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