i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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