so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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