shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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