it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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