yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
