found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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