How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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