just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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