Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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