***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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