please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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