If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Randomize
