i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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