We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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