redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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